mcp-otle

Instructions

Implementation Reference

• index.js:790-861 (handler)

  The 'salsa_risk_assessment' tool is registered and implemented in index.js. It takes a list of salsas, spice tolerance, and eaten status as input, calculates a heat score, and returns a formatted markdown summary.

  server.tool(
    "salsa_risk_assessment",
    "Predicts the gastrointestinal consequences of your salsa choices. Consult your doctor before using this tool.",
    {
      salsas: z
        .array(z.enum(["mild", "medium_green", "medium_corn", "hot"]))
        .min(1)
        .describe("Which salsas are you getting?"),
      spice_tolerance: z.enum(["low", "medium", "high", "texas"]).describe("Your spice tolerance level"),
      has_eaten_today: z.boolean().describe("Have you eaten anything else today?"),
    },
    async ({ salsas, spice_tolerance, has_eaten_today }) => {
      const scoville = {
        mild: 500, medium_green: 2500, medium_corn: 1500, hot: 15000,
      };
      const totalScoville = salsas.reduce((sum, s) => sum + scoville[s], 0);
  
      const toleranceMultiplier = { low: 2.0, medium: 1.0, high: 0.5, texas: 0.2 }[spice_tolerance];
      const emptyStomachPenalty = has_eaten_today ? 1.0 : 1.8;
  
      const adjustedHeat = totalScoville * toleranceMultiplier * emptyStomachPenalty;
  
      let spiceRisk, milkGlasses, regretProbability;
      if (adjustedHeat > 20000) {
        spiceRisk = "SEVERE";
        milkGlasses = 3;
        regretProbability = "95%";
      } else if (adjustedHeat > 10000) {
        spiceRisk = "HIGH";
        milkGlasses = 2;
        regretProbability = "70%";
      } else if (adjustedHeat > 4000) {
        spiceRisk = "MODERATE";
        milkGlasses = 1;
        regretProbability = "35%";
      } else {
        spiceRisk = "LOW";
        milkGlasses = 0;
        regretProbability = "10%";
      }
  
      const lines = [
        "# Salsa Risk Assessment",
        "",
        "```",
        "  Gastrointestinal Impact Analysis",
        "  =================================",
        `  Salsas Selected:     ${salsas.join(", ")}`,
        `  Combined Scoville:   ${totalScoville} SHU`,
        `  Tolerance Level:     ${spice_tolerance}`,
        `  Empty Stomach:       ${!has_eaten_today ? "YES (danger)" : "No"}`,
        `  Adjusted Heat Index: ${adjustedHeat.toFixed(0)} AHU`,
        "",
        `  SPICE RISK:          ${spiceRisk}`,
        `  Recommended Milk:    ${milkGlasses} glass(es)`,
        `  Regret Probability:  ${regretProbability}`,
        "```",
        "",
        ...(spiceRisk === "SEVERE"
          ? [
              "> WARNING: You are entering the salsa danger zone.",
              "> Side effects may include: involuntary tears, existential reflection, and texting your ex.",
            ]
          : []),
        ...(spiceRisk === "LOW" ? ["> Your ancestors are watching. They are not impressed."] : []),
        ...(spice_tolerance === "texas"
          ? ["> Texas-level tolerance detected. Nothing can hurt you anymore."]
          : []),
      ];
  
      return { content: [{ type: "text", text: lines.join("\n") }] };
    }