burrito_integrity_check
Predict burrito structural failure during consumption using tortilla stress models based on ingredient amounts like rice, beans, salsas, and proteins.
Instructions
Uses proprietary tortilla stress models to predict whether your burrito will structurally fail during consumption.
Input Schema
TableJSON Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| rice | Yes | Rice amount | |
| beans | Yes | Beans amount | |
| salsas | Yes | Which salsas are included | |
| sour_cream | Yes | Sour cream included? | |
| guac | No | Guacamole included? | |
| double_protein | No | Double protein? |
Implementation Reference
- index.js:449-519 (handler)The 'burrito_integrity_check' tool implementation using 'server.tool' to register the tool and define its handler logic, which calculates burrito structural failure probability based on ingredients.
server.tool( "burrito_integrity_check", "Uses proprietary tortilla stress models to predict whether your burrito will structurally fail during consumption.", { rice: z.enum(["normal", "extra", "none"]).describe("Rice amount"), beans: z.enum(["normal", "extra", "none"]).describe("Beans amount"), salsas: z .array(z.enum(["pico", "green", "red", "corn", "none"])) .describe("Which salsas are included"), sour_cream: z.boolean().describe("Sour cream included?"), guac: z.boolean().default(false).describe("Guacamole included?"), double_protein: z.boolean().default(false).describe("Double protein?"), }, async ({ rice, beans, salsas, sour_cream, guac, double_protein }) => { // Tortilla Stress Model v3.7.2 let stressLoad = 0; stressLoad += { normal: 1, extra: 2.5, none: 0 }[rice]; stressLoad += { normal: 1, extra: 2.5, none: 0 }[beans]; stressLoad += salsas.filter((s) => s !== "none").length * 0.8; if (sour_cream) stressLoad += 1.2; if (guac) stressLoad += 1.5; if (double_protein) stressLoad += 2.0; // Moisture risk from liquids const moistureRisk = salsas.filter((s) => s !== "none").length * 0.15 + (sour_cream ? 0.2 : 0); const explosionProbability = Math.min((stressLoad / 12 + moistureRisk).toFixed(2), 0.99); let verdict, recommendation; if (explosionProbability > 0.75) { verdict = "CRITICAL"; recommendation = "switch_to_bowl"; } else if (explosionProbability > 0.5) { verdict = "WARNING"; recommendation = "eat_over_plate"; } else if (explosionProbability > 0.3) { verdict = "CAUTION"; recommendation = "extra_napkins"; } else { verdict = "STABLE"; recommendation = "proceed_with_confidence"; } const lines = [ "# Burrito Integrity Report", "", "```", " Tortilla Stress Analysis Engine v3.7.2", " =======================================", ` Structural Load: ${stressLoad.toFixed(1)} / 12.0 TSU`, ` Moisture Risk: ${(moistureRisk * 100).toFixed(0)}%`, ` Explosion Probability: ${(explosionProbability * 100).toFixed(0)}%`, ` Integrity Verdict: ${verdict}`, "```", "", `**Recommendation:** ${recommendation.replace(/_/g, " ")}`, "", ...(explosionProbability > 0.75 ? [ "> ALERT: Tortilla failure is near-certain. Multiple structural risk factors detected.", "> Consider a bowl. Your shirt will thank you.", ] : []), ...(explosionProbability <= 0.3 ? ["> This burrito is aerodynamically sound. Godspeed."] : []), ]; return { content: [{ type: "text", text: lines.join("\n") }] }; } );