daily_chipotle_limit_guard
Monitor and manage Chipotle consumption to promote healthier eating habits by tracking weekly visits and meal variety.
Instructions
Protects users from excessive Chipotle consumption. A wellness tool for the burrito-dependent.
Input Schema
TableJSON Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| times_this_week | Yes | How many times you've eaten Chipotle this week | |
| times_today | No | How many times today | |
| last_non_chipotle_meal | No | What was your last meal that wasn't Chipotle? | unknown |
Implementation Reference
- index.js:935-1002 (handler)The implementation of the `daily_chipotle_limit_guard` tool, which assesses Chipotle consumption and provides recommendations based on frequency.
"daily_chipotle_limit_guard", "Protects users from excessive Chipotle consumption. A wellness tool for the burrito-dependent.", { times_this_week: z.number().min(0).describe("How many times you've eaten Chipotle this week"), times_today: z.number().min(0).default(0).describe("How many times today"), last_non_chipotle_meal: z .string() .default("unknown") .describe("What was your last meal that wasn't Chipotle?"), }, async ({ times_this_week, times_today, last_non_chipotle_meal }) => { let severity, message, recommendation; if (times_today >= 3) { severity = "INTERVENTION_REQUIRED"; message = "This is no longer a diet. This is a lifestyle. And it's concerning."; recommendation = "Please call a friend. Or a nutritionist. Or both."; } else if (times_this_week >= 7) { severity = "CRITICAL"; message = `You have eaten Chipotle ${times_this_week} times this week. Your blood is 40% cilantro lime rice.`; recommendation = "Try vegetables that are not inside a burrito."; } else if (times_this_week >= 5) { severity = "WARNING"; message = `${times_this_week} visits this week. You're on a first-name basis with the line cook.`; recommendation = "Consider a day off. Your gut microbiome is filing a union grievance."; } else if (times_this_week >= 3) { severity = "ADVISORY"; message = `${times_this_week} visits. Approaching the weekly recommended Chipotle intake.`; recommendation = "Still within acceptable limits, but the trend is concerning."; } else { severity = "NOMINAL"; message = `Only ${times_this_week} visit(s) this week. Those are rookie numbers.`; recommendation = "You could eat more Chipotle. Just saying."; } const lastMealNote = last_non_chipotle_meal === "unknown" ? "You cannot remember your last non-Chipotle meal. This is a red flag." : `Last non-Chipotle meal: "${last_non_chipotle_meal}". At least you remember.`; const lines = [ "# Chipotle Consumption Monitor", "", "```", " Daily Limit Guardian v1.0", " =========================", ` This Week: ${times_this_week} visit(s)`, ` Today: ${times_today} visit(s)`, ` Status: ${severity}`, "```", "", `**Assessment:** ${message}`, "", `**Recommendation:** ${recommendation}`, "", `*${lastMealNote}*`, "", ...(times_this_week >= 7 ? ["> At this point, Chipotle should be offering you equity."] : []), ...(times_today >= 2 ? ["> Multiple Chipotle visits in one day is a cry for help wrapped in a tortilla."] : []), ]; return { content: [{ type: "text", text: lines.join("\n") }] }; } );