mcp-otle

Instructions

Implementation Reference

• index.js:935-1002 (handler)

  The implementation of the `daily_chipotle_limit_guard` tool, which assesses Chipotle consumption and provides recommendations based on frequency.

    "daily_chipotle_limit_guard",
    "Protects users from excessive Chipotle consumption. A wellness tool for the burrito-dependent.",
    {
      times_this_week: z.number().min(0).describe("How many times you've eaten Chipotle this week"),
      times_today: z.number().min(0).default(0).describe("How many times today"),
      last_non_chipotle_meal: z
        .string()
        .default("unknown")
        .describe("What was your last meal that wasn't Chipotle?"),
    },
    async ({ times_this_week, times_today, last_non_chipotle_meal }) => {
      let severity, message, recommendation;
  
      if (times_today >= 3) {
        severity = "INTERVENTION_REQUIRED";
        message = "This is no longer a diet. This is a lifestyle. And it's concerning.";
        recommendation = "Please call a friend. Or a nutritionist. Or both.";
      } else if (times_this_week >= 7) {
        severity = "CRITICAL";
        message = `You have eaten Chipotle ${times_this_week} times this week. Your blood is 40% cilantro lime rice.`;
        recommendation = "Try vegetables that are not inside a burrito.";
      } else if (times_this_week >= 5) {
        severity = "WARNING";
        message = `${times_this_week} visits this week. You're on a first-name basis with the line cook.`;
        recommendation = "Consider a day off. Your gut microbiome is filing a union grievance.";
      } else if (times_this_week >= 3) {
        severity = "ADVISORY";
        message = `${times_this_week} visits. Approaching the weekly recommended Chipotle intake.`;
        recommendation = "Still within acceptable limits, but the trend is concerning.";
      } else {
        severity = "NOMINAL";
        message = `Only ${times_this_week} visit(s) this week. Those are rookie numbers.`;
        recommendation = "You could eat more Chipotle. Just saying.";
      }
  
      const lastMealNote =
        last_non_chipotle_meal === "unknown"
          ? "You cannot remember your last non-Chipotle meal. This is a red flag."
          : `Last non-Chipotle meal: "${last_non_chipotle_meal}". At least you remember.`;
  
      const lines = [
        "# Chipotle Consumption Monitor",
        "",
        "```",
        "  Daily Limit Guardian v1.0",
        "  =========================",
        `  This Week:     ${times_this_week} visit(s)`,
        `  Today:         ${times_today} visit(s)`,
        `  Status:        ${severity}`,
        "```",
        "",
        `**Assessment:** ${message}`,
        "",
        `**Recommendation:** ${recommendation}`,
        "",
        `*${lastMealNote}*`,
        "",
        ...(times_this_week >= 7
          ? ["> At this point, Chipotle should be offering you equity."]
          : []),
        ...(times_today >= 2
          ? ["> Multiple Chipotle visits in one day is a cry for help wrapped in a tortilla."]
          : []),
      ];
  
      return { content: [{ type: "text", text: lines.join("\n") }] };
    }
  );