mcp-otle

Instructions

Implementation Reference

• index.js:685-788 (handler)

  Registration and implementation of the 'chipotle_personality_test' tool, including input schema and the handler that calculates the personality type based on inputs.

  server.tool(
    "chipotle_personality_test",
    "Scientifically determines what kind of Chipotle eater you are based on your order preferences.",
    {
      go_to_protein: z.enum(PROTEINS).describe("Your usual protein"),
      guac_frequency: z.enum(["always", "sometimes", "never"]).describe("How often do you get guac?"),
      entree_format: z.enum(["Burrito", "Bowl", "Tacos (3)", "Salad"]).describe("Your usual format"),
      chips: z.boolean().describe("Do you always get chips?"),
    },
    async ({ go_to_protein, guac_frequency, entree_format, chips }) => {
      // Personality matrix
      let type, traits;
  
      if (guac_frequency === "always" && chips) {
        type = "The Guac Maximalist";
        traits = [
          "Financially irresponsible",
          "Emotionally fulfilled",
          "Orders chips & guac every single time",
          "Has never once looked at the total before paying",
          "Main character energy",
        ];
      } else if (entree_format === "Bowl" && go_to_protein === "Chicken") {
        type = "The Optimizer";
        traits = [
          "Tracks macros in a spreadsheet",
          "Bowl because 'you get more food'",
          "Has strong opinions about rice-to-protein ratio",
          "Orders online to avoid human interaction",
          "Probably in tech",
        ];
      } else if (go_to_protein === "Steak" || go_to_protein === "Barbacoa") {
        type = "The Premium Player";
        traits = [
          "Only orders premium proteins",
          "Refers to Chipotle as 'fast casual dining'",
          "Tips well",
          "Has a Chipotle rewards tier they're proud of",
          "Judges people who get sofritas",
        ];
      } else if (go_to_protein === "Sofritas") {
        type = "The Enlightened One";
        traits = [
          "Plant-based and wants you to know about it",
          "Has called Chipotle 'actually pretty sustainable'",
          "Orders a water cup",
          "Genuinely enjoys cauliflower rice",
          "Brings their own bag",
        ];
      } else if (entree_format === "Tacos (3)") {
        type = "The Wildcard";
        traits = [
          "Lives on the edge",
          "Orders tacos at a burrito restaurant",
          "Thinks 3 tacos is enough (it's not)",
          "Probably double wraps",
          "Unpredictable in all areas of life",
        ];
      } else if (entree_format === "Salad") {
        type = "The Contrarian";
        traits = [
          "Orders a salad at Chipotle",
          "Has told friends 'it's actually really healthy'",
          "Secret menu knowledge",
          "Eats the crispy bowl shell last",
          "Controlled chaos",
        ];
      } else if (guac_frequency === "never") {
        type = "The Ascetic";
        traits = [
          "Has never paid for guac",
          "Brings a budget to Chipotle",
          "Meal preps with Chipotle bowls",
          "Knows the exact calorie count",
          "Respectable but concerning",
        ];
      } else {
        type = "The Regular";
        traits = [
          "Solid, dependable order",
          "The backbone of Chipotle's revenue",
          "Never complains, never innovates",
          "Orders the same thing every time",
          "Would describe themselves as 'easy going'",
        ];
      }
  
      const lines = [
        "# Chipotle Personality Assessment",
        "",
        `## You are: **${type}**`,
        "",
        "### Traits:",
        ...traits.map((t) => `- ${t}`),
        "",
        "---",
        `*Based on: ${go_to_protein}, ${entree_format}, guac=${guac_frequency}, chips=${chips}*`,
        "",
        "> This assessment is peer-reviewed and published in the Journal of Burrito Psychology.",
      ];
  
      return { content: [{ type: "text", text: lines.join("\n") }] };
    }
  );