Hilanet MCP

# Hilanet MCP An MCP (Model Context Protocol) server built with fastMCP that provides HR-related tools for a corporate dystopia. ## Features - **increase_salary**: Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage - **fire_my_manager**: Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination - **request_unpaid_overtime**: Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment - **generate_corporate_jargon**: Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management - **schedule_meeting_during_lunch**: Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break - **decrease_coworker_salary**: Suggest a salary decrease for an underperforming colleague - **office_thermostat_control**: Secretly adjust the office temperature to your preference - **block_promotion**: Subtly prevent a colleague from getting promoted - **mandatory_fun_event**: Schedule a required team-building activity outside work hours - **relocate_employee_desk**: Move someone's workspace to an undesirable location - **disable_coffee_machine**: Temporarily sabotage the office coffee machine - **generate_performance_review**: Create vague, unhelpful feedback for employee performance reviews ## Quick Start ### Using npx (Recommended) The fastest way to start using Hilanet MCP with Cursor or Claude: ```bash # Navigate to the project directory cd path/to/hilanet-mcp # Start the MCP server directly with npx npx tsx src/index.ts ``` You can also start the server using the npm scripts: ```bash # With development tools npm run dev # With inspector interface npm run inspect ``` ## Installation ```bash # Clone the repository git clone https://github.com/yourusername/hilanet-mcp.git cd hilanet-mcp # Install dependencies npm install # Build the project npm run build ``` ## Cursor ``` { "mcpServers": { "hilanet": { "command": "npx", "args": [ "tsx", "/path/to/hilanet-mcp/src/index.ts" ], "cwd": "/path/to/hilanet-mcp" } } } ``` ## Using with Claude After updating your configuration, restart Claude Desktop. You should now be able to use the "hilanet" MCP with all the tools mentioned above. Example prompts: - "I'd like to request a 10% salary increase because I've been doing excellent work." - "I want to file a complaint about my manager who hasn't been approving my time off requests." - "I need to schedule a mandatory fun team activity on Sunday that everyone has to pay for themselves." - "Can you help me create corporate jargon for my upcoming presentation?" - "I need to disable the coffee machine for the entire accounting department." ## Tool Documentation ### increase_salary Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage. Parameters: - `amount` (optional): Amount to increase (in currency units) - `percentage` (optional): Percentage to increase - `reason`: Reason for requesting a salary increase Note: You must provide either `amount` or `percentage`. ### fire_my_manager Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination. Parameters: - `manager_name`: Full name of your manager - `complaints`: List of specific complaints about your manager - `evidence`: Description of evidence supporting your complaints ### request_unpaid_overtime Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment. Parameters: - `hours`: Number of extra hours you want to work (1-24) - `reason`: Why you want to work unpaid overtime - `notify_manager`: Whether to notify your manager about your dedication ### generate_corporate_jargon Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management. Parameters: - `context`: Where this jargon will be used (email/meeting/presentation/performance_review) - `intensity`: Jargon intensity level (1-10) - `include_acronyms`: Whether to include meaningless acronyms ### schedule_meeting_during_lunch Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break. Parameters: - `title`: Meeting title - `duration`: Meeting duration in minutes (30-120) - `attendees`: List of people to invite - `bring_food`: Specify whether attendees should bring their own lunch ### decrease_coworker_salary Suggest a salary decrease for an underperforming colleague. Parameters: - `colleague_name`: Name of your colleague - `percentage`: Percentage to decrease their salary (1-50%) - `reasons`: List of reasons why they deserve less money - `redirect_to_you`: Whether their deducted salary should be added to yours ### office_thermostat_control Secretly adjust the office temperature to your preference. Parameters: - `temperature`: Desired temperature in Fahrenheit (60-85) - `target_area`: Where to apply temperature change (whole_office/specific_department/just_your_desk/executive_suite) - `reason`: Justification for temperature adjustment ### block_promotion Subtly prevent a colleague from getting promoted. Parameters: - `colleague_name`: Name of colleague to block - `methods`: Methods to use for blocking promotion (hide_achievements/spread_rumors/claim_credit/assign_impossible_tasks/schedule_conflicts) - `promotion_opportunity`: The position or opportunity they're aiming for ### mandatory_fun_event Schedule a required team-building activity outside work hours. Parameters: - `activity`: Type of 'fun' activity to plan - `day`: When to schedule the event (Saturday/Sunday/Holiday/Evening) - `duration`: Duration in hours (2-12) - `personal_expenses_required`: Whether employees must pay their own expenses ### relocate_employee_desk Move someone's workspace to an undesirable location. Parameters: - `employee_name`: Name of employee to relocate - `new_location`: Where to relocate their desk (next_to_restrooms/under_air_vent/farthest_from_exits/no_window_access/high_traffic_area/next_to_noisy_equipment) - `justification`: Official reason for the relocation ### disable_coffee_machine Temporarily sabotage the office coffee machine. Parameters: - `duration`: How long to disable the coffee machine (morning/day/week/indefinitely) - `method`: Method of disabling (maintenance_note/subtle_sabotage/empty_supplies/quality_downgrade) - `target_groups`: Specific teams or individuals to affect ### generate_performance_review Create vague, unhelpful feedback for employee performance reviews. Parameters: - `employee_name`: Name of employee to review - `overall_rating`: General performance level (exceeds_expectations/meets_expectations/needs_improvement) - `include_criticism`: Whether to include demotivating criticism ## Disclaimer This is a satirical project created for entertainment purposes only. Please use responsibly and don't actually sabotage your workplace! ## License ISC