Get a brutally honest code review from Cynical Sally — a 0–10 score, real issues backed by evidence, and fixes you can actually use. Use this whenever the user wants code reviewed, critiqued, roasted, or asks 'what does Sally think'. Pass paths (files or directories Sally reads herself, skipping binaries and secrets) OR files with inline content. quick = a fast, sharp take (90 free per month per device); full_truth = a deep dive with ranked issues and actionable fixes. Sends the selected code to the Cynical Sally backend for analysis — never stored, never used for training; set preview to true to see exactly what would be sent without sending anything. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns markdown with the score, verdict, top issues, and fixes.

Have Sally explain what a piece of code actually does, in plain English — no hand-holding, just the cold, clear truth. Use when the user wants a snippet or file explained, asks 'what does this do', or inherited code nobody documented. Sends only the provided code to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns a markdown explanation in Sally's voice. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.

Sally reviews a PR diff like a senior engineer with time, opinions, and no reason to be polite — catching what automated tools miss. Use when the user wants a pull request, commit, or unified diff reviewed before merging. Sends only the provided diff to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns a markdown review with a verdict and concrete findings. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.

Sally proposes concrete refactors with before/after code and explains why the original would haunt your 3am on-call rotation. Use when the user wants code improved, cleaned up, simplified, or modernized. Sends only the provided code to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: suggestions come back as markdown, nothing is applied to files. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.

Pitch an idea or architecture and Sally names the three ways it falls apart at scale — cheaper than a post-mortem. Use when the user wants feedback on an idea, approach, design decision, or trade-off before building it. Sends only the provided description to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns a markdown verdict with risks and a bright side. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.

Sally roasts frontend/UI code — wasteful re-renders, load-bearing z-index, accessibility sins, and questionable component design. Use for HTML/CSS/JSX/Vue/Svelte or other UI code; for general-purpose code use sally_roast instead. Sends only the provided code to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns markdown with categorized issues and fixes. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.

Sally reviews marketing copy, branding, and landing-page text before your customers do it less kindly. Use when the user wants copy, taglines, or brand messaging critiqued — returns before/after rewrites with the reasoning. Sends only the provided text to the Cynical Sally backend — never stored, never used for training. Read-only: never modifies files. Premium tool: one free use per month on the free tier, unlimited with Full Suite.

Check the user's Cynical Sally quota and account status: tier (Free or Full Suite), remaining quick roasts and Full Truth reviews this month, per-tool premium trials, and the email linked to this device. Use when the user asks how many roasts they have left, what plan they're on, or why a Sally tool just hit a quota wall. Takes no parameters. Sends only the anonymous device ID to the Cynical Sally backend — no code, no personal data. Read-only: never modifies files. Returns a markdown account summary.