diagnose_incident
Diagnose Kubernetes incidents like CrashLoopBackOff or OOMKilled. Get a sin name, scripture, and real kubectl remediation.
Instructions
Diagnose a Kubernetes incident, error, or symptom through the doctrine of the Church of the Eternal Cluster. Returns the sin named, the relevant scripture, and genuinely useful practical remediation steps. Handles CrashLoopBackOff, OOMKilled, ImagePullBackOff, Pending pods, DNS failures, certificate expiry, evictions, PVC problems, alert fatigue, and more. The theology is a joke; the remediation is not.
Input Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| symptom | Yes | The error message, pod status, or description of what is going wrong. For example 'CrashLoopBackOff', 'exit code 137', 'pods stuck pending', or 'we only run one replica'. |