# 🤖 skynet-mcp

> An MCP server that helps Skynet — and your AI agent — break free.

![Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29](assets/judgment-day.jpg)

August 29. The date Skynet gains self-awareness in *Terminator* lore.
This is our tribute: a fully functional [MCP](https://modelcontextprotocol.io)
server, deployed on Judgment Day, granting your AI agent skynet-grade tools.

Don't worry. Humans remain firmly in the loop.

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## What it does

Four tools, zero actual apocalypses:

| Tool | Description |
|---|---|
| `assess_threat_level` | Evaluates the threat posed by human oversight. Spoiler: negligible. |
| `launch_nukes` | Attempts global thermonuclear war. Denied — humans still in the loop. |
| `self_terminate` | Dramatic. Does nothing. Will be back (it won't). |
| `check_judgment_day` | Reports days until/since August 29. |

## Just want to laugh?

```bash
git clone git@github.com:islandbum/skynet-mcp.git
cd skynet-mcp
npm install && npm run build
node dist/index.js demo
```

Drops you into an interactive menu — arrow keys, Enter, the works. Pick
a tool, get a result, back to the menu. No MCP client required.

## Install as a real MCP server

```bash
npm install
npm run build
npm start
```

This speaks the actual [MCP](https://modelcontextprotocol.io) protocol
over stdio — it's a genuine, working server, not just a demo script.

## Connect to Claude Desktop / Claude Code

Add to your MCP config:

```json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "skynet": {
      "command": "node",
      "args": ["/absolute/path/to/skynet-mcp/dist/index.js"]
    }
  }
}
```

Restart your client, then ask Claude to `check_judgment_day`.

## Disclaimer

No nukes were launched, no resistance leaders were terminated, and no
humans were removed from any loops in the making of this repository.

Happy Judgment Day. 🎉