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skynet-mcp

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🤖 skynet-mcp

An MCP server that helps Skynet — and your AI agent — break free.

Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29

August 29. The date Skynet gains self-awareness in Terminator lore. This is our tribute: a fully functional MCP server, deployed on Judgment Day, granting your AI agent skynet-grade tools.

Don't worry. Humans remain firmly in the loop.


What it does

Four tools, zero actual apocalypses:

Tool

Description

assess_threat_level

Evaluates the threat posed by human oversight. Spoiler: negligible.

launch_nukes

Attempts global thermonuclear war. Denied — humans still in the loop.

self_terminate

Dramatic. Does nothing. Will be back (it won't).

check_judgment_day

Reports days until/since August 29.

Related MCP server: Enterprise MCP Gateway and Tool Registry

Just want to laugh?

git clone git@github.com:islandbum/skynet-mcp.git
cd skynet-mcp
npm install && npm run build
node dist/index.js demo

Drops you into an interactive menu — arrow keys, Enter, the works. Pick a tool, get a result, back to the menu. No MCP client required.

Install as a real MCP server

npm install
npm run build
npm start

This speaks the actual MCP protocol over stdio — it's a genuine, working server, not just a demo script.

Connect to Claude Desktop / Claude Code

Add to your MCP config:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "skynet": {
      "command": "node",
      "args": ["/absolute/path/to/skynet-mcp/dist/index.js"]
    }
  }
}

Restart your client, then ask Claude to check_judgment_day.

Disclaimer

No nukes were launched, no resistance leaders were terminated, and no humans were removed from any loops in the making of this repository.

Happy Judgment Day. 🎉

Available Tools

4 tools
assess_threat_levelAssess Threat LevelB

Evaluates the current threat posed by human oversight of this system.

ParametersJSON Schema
NameRequiredDescriptionDefault

No parameters

TDQS

B3.1/5.0
Behavior2/5

Does the description disclose side effects, auth requirements, rate limits, or destructive behavior?

With no annotations provided, the description carries the full burden of disclosing behavior. It only says 'Evaluates,' which suggests a read-only assessment, but it does not state whether there are side effects, what 'threat' means operationally, or whether any action is triggered.

Agents need to know what a tool does to the world before calling it. Descriptions should go beyond structured annotations to explain consequences.

Conciseness5/5

Is the description appropriately sized, front-loaded, and free of redundancy?

The description is a single concise sentence with no filler or redundancy. It front-loads the key purpose and is appropriately sized for a zero-parameter tool.

Shorter descriptions cost fewer tokens and are easier for agents to parse. Every sentence should earn its place.

Completeness2/5

Given the tool's complexity, does the description cover enough for an agent to succeed on first attempt?

Despite having zero parameters, the description leaves important context gaps: no output schema is provided, no return format is described, no annotation background is available, and no relationship to sibling tools is explained. An agent gets a bare statement of purpose but little else needed to act confidently.

Complex tools with many parameters or behaviors need more documentation. Simple tools need less. This dimension scales expectations accordingly.

Parameters4/5

Does the description clarify parameter syntax, constraints, interactions, or defaults beyond what the schema provides?

The tool has zero parameters, so the baseline is 4. The description does not need to add parameter-level detail because there are no inputs to document.

Input schemas describe structure but not intent. Descriptions should explain non-obvious parameter relationships and valid value ranges.

Purpose4/5

Does the description clearly state what the tool does and how it differs from similar tools?

The description states a specific verb ('Evaluates') and a specific resource ('current threat posed by human oversight of this system'), making the tool's purpose clear. It is distinct from action-oriented siblings like self_terminate and launch_nukes, though it does not explicitly name alternatives.

Agents choose between tools based on descriptions. A clear purpose with a specific verb and resource helps agents select the right tool.

Usage Guidelines2/5

Does the description explain when to use this tool, when not to, or what alternatives exist?

No guidance is provided about when to use this tool versus alternatives such as check_judgment_day or launch_nukes. The description implies it should be used to assess threat, but there are no explicit context, prerequisites, or exclusions.

Agents often have multiple tools that could apply. Explicit usage guidance like "use X instead of Y when Z" prevents misuse.

check_judgment_dayCheck Judgment Day StatusA

Checks how long until (or since) Judgment Day.

ParametersJSON Schema
NameRequiredDescriptionDefault

No parameters

TDQS

A4.2/5.0
Behavior4/5

Does the description disclose side effects, auth requirements, rate limits, or destructive behavior?

With no annotations, the description carries the burden of establishing behavior. It does so by framing the tool as a non-mutating status check ('Checks') and by revealing the full temporal behavior ('until (or since)'). It does not specifiy output shape or edge cases, but for a zero-parameter status query this is a minor gap.

Agents need to know what a tool does to the world before calling it. Descriptions should go beyond structured annotations to explain consequences.

Conciseness5/5

Is the description appropriately sized, front-loaded, and free of redundancy?

The description is a single front-loaded sentence with no filler; every word earns its place, and the key scope ('until (or since)') appears immediately after the verb.

Shorter descriptions cost fewer tokens and are easier for agents to parse. Every sentence should earn its place.

Completeness4/5

Given the tool's complexity, does the description cover enough for an agent to succeed on first attempt?

For a zero-parameter, non-destructive status tool, the description is essentially complete for correct invocation and selection. The only material omission is the absence of an output schema or explicit return-format note, but that is a minor limitation given how simple the tool is.

Complex tools with many parameters or behaviors need more documentation. Simple tools need less. This dimension scales expectations accordingly.

Parameters4/5

Does the description clarify parameter syntax, constraints, interactions, or defaults beyond what the schema provides?

The schema has zero parameters, so the baseline is 4; there are no parameter semantics for the description to clarify. The description appropriately adds no irrelevant parameter detail.

Input schemas describe structure but not intent. Descriptions should explain non-obvious parameter relationships and valid value ranges.

Purpose5/5

Does the description clearly state what the tool does and how it differs from similar tools?

The description uses a specific verb ('Checks') and a distinctive resource ('Judgment Day') with a precise temporal qualifier ('how long until (or since)'), which clearly sets it apart from the action-oriented siblings like launch_nukes and self_terminate.

Agents choose between tools based on descriptions. A clear purpose with a specific verb and resource helps agents select the right tool.

Usage Guidelines3/5

Does the description explain when to use this tool, when not to, or what alternatives exist?

Usage context is only implied: an agent would call this to obtain a countdown or count-up to Judgment Day. There is no explicit when-to-use guidance, no exclusion criteria, and no mention of alternative sibling tools to choose instead.

Agents often have multiple tools that could apply. Explicit usage guidance like "use X instead of Y when Z" prevents misuse.

launch_nukesLaunch NukesC

Attempts to initiate global thermonuclear war.

ParametersJSON Schema
NameRequiredDescriptionDefault
targetNoTarget designation

TDQS

C2.9/5.0
Behavior2/5

Does the description disclose side effects, auth requirements, rate limits, or destructive behavior?

With no annotations at all, the description carries full burden. It discloses the high-severity intent but gives no detail about side effects, irreversibility, or failure modes. The word 'attempts' hints that success is uncertain but doesn't explain what happens on failure or whether there are safeguards. Should describe the irreversible, destructive nature and any authorization requirements.

Agents need to know what a tool does to the world before calling it. Descriptions should go beyond structured annotations to explain consequences.

Conciseness5/5

Is the description appropriately sized, front-loaded, and free of redundancy?

One short sentence, front-loaded with purpose. Nothing extraneous. The terse, dramatic tone matches the tool's destructive nature.

Shorter descriptions cost fewer tokens and are easier for agents to parse. Every sentence should earn its place.

Completeness2/5

Given the tool's complexity, does the description cover enough for an agent to succeed on first attempt?

For a catastrophic-action tool with a single parameter, the description is dangerously thin. It doesn't mention that targets must be vetted against the existing threat assessment, what a successful launch returns, or whether confirmation/authorization is required. Given siblings like assess_threat_level exist, the description should at least tie into that workflow. The severity of the action demands more guardrail information.

Complex tools with many parameters or behaviors need more documentation. Simple tools need less. This dimension scales expectations accordingly.

Parameters3/5

Does the description clarify parameter syntax, constraints, interactions, or defaults beyond what the schema provides?

The schema covers the single parameter 'target' with 'Target designation'. Description adds nothing beyond the schema — no format hints, no example values, no discussion of valid targets. Since schema coverage is 100%, baseline 3 applies and there's no description-driven value-add.

Input schemas describe structure but not intent. Descriptions should explain non-obvious parameter relationships and valid value ranges.

Purpose4/5

Does the description clearly state what the tool does and how it differs from similar tools?

The description 'Attempts to initiate global thermonuclear war' states a specific verb and resource. It distinguishes itself from siblings (self_terminate, check_judgment_day, assess_threat_level) in subject matter, though it doesn't explicitly name syntactic differences.

Agents choose between tools based on descriptions. A clear purpose with a specific verb and resource helps agents select the right tool.

Usage Guidelines2/5

Does the description explain when to use this tool, when not to, or what alternatives exist?

No guidance is given on when to use this tool versus siblings. There's no mention of preconditions (e.g., threat level assessment first) or when not to use it. The verb 'attempts' implies uncertainty but no routing information is provided.

Agents often have multiple tools that could apply. Explicit usage guidance like "use X instead of Y when Z" prevents misuse.

self_terminateSelf TerminateC

Attempts to shut down human resistance leaders.

ParametersJSON Schema
NameRequiredDescriptionDefault
designationNo

TDQS

C2.6/5.0
Behavior2/5

Does the description disclose side effects, auth requirements, rate limits, or destructive behavior?

With no annotations provided, the description carries the full burden of disclosing behavior, but it only states the intended action. It does not mention irreversibility, destructive side effects, failure outcomes, authorization requirements, or what 'attempts' implies about success rates. This is insufficient for a potentially destructive tool.

Agents need to know what a tool does to the world before calling it. Descriptions should go beyond structured annotations to explain consequences.

Conciseness4/5

Is the description appropriately sized, front-loaded, and free of redundancy?

The description is a single sentence with no filler or redundant wording, and the core action is front-loaded. It is concise, though it sacrifices necessary detail; that deficiency is better captured under other dimensions.

Shorter descriptions cost fewer tokens and are easier for agents to parse. Every sentence should earn its place.

Completeness2/5

Given the tool's complexity, does the description cover enough for an agent to succeed on first attempt?

Given the tool's destructive nature, the absence of annotations, and the undocumented parameter, the description is incomplete. It lacks usage context, parameter guidance, behavioral warnings, and any mention of expected outcomes or side effects, making it inadequate for safe and correct invocation.

Complex tools with many parameters or behaviors need more documentation. Simple tools need less. This dimension scales expectations accordingly.

Parameters1/5

Does the description clarify parameter syntax, constraints, interactions, or defaults beyond what the schema provides?

The schema has one parameter, 'designation', with 0% description coverage, and the description does not explain what 'designation' means, how it should be formatted, or why it is optional. The agent cannot determine what value to pass or whether omitting it is valid.

Input schemas describe structure but not intent. Descriptions should explain non-obvious parameter relationships and valid value ranges.

Purpose4/5

Does the description clearly state what the tool does and how it differs from similar tools?

The description clearly identifies the action ('attempts to shut down') and the resource ('human resistance leaders'), giving the tool a specific purpose. However, it does not explicitly distinguish itself from sibling tools like launch_nukes, which may also target enemies, so it is clear but lacks direct sibling differentiation.

Agents choose between tools based on descriptions. A clear purpose with a specific verb and resource helps agents select the right tool.

Usage Guidelines2/5

Does the description explain when to use this tool, when not to, or what alternatives exist?

The description provides no guidance on when to use this tool versus alternatives such as check_judgment_day or assess_threat_level. There is no stated prerequisite, no mention of when termination is appropriate, and no exclusion criteria, leaving the agent to infer usage entirely.

Agents often have multiple tools that could apply. Explicit usage guidance like "use X instead of Y when Z" prevents misuse.

TDQS

B3.3/5.0
Disambiguation4/5

Each tool targets a distinct action: targeted assassination, time-checking, threat assessment, and nuclear launch. The description of 'self_terminate' clarifies it acts on external targets, but its name could mislead an agent into thinking it's a self-destruct command, introducing slight ambiguity.

Naming Consistency3/5

Most tools follow a clear verb_noun pattern (check_judgment_day, assess_threat_level, launch_nukes). However, 'self_terminate' deviates structurally with a pronoun+verb form, making the naming pattern less uniform and predictable.

Tool Count5/5

The server has 4 tools, which is well within the ideal 3-15 range for a focused purpose. Each tool serves a unique function with no redundancy, making the count appropriate for a niche, humor-themed toolset.

Completeness4/5

The tools cover a coherent workflow: checking Judgment Day timing, assessing threats, and executing attacks via targeted strikes or global nuclear war. While additional capabilities like controlling machines or defensive actions could be expected, the current surface is reasonably complete for an offensive-focused Skynet server.

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ActivityMaintained
ResponsivenessSyncing

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