npm install bling-bag

git clone https://github.com/tjclaude88/mcp-bling.git
cd mcp-bling
npm install
npm run build

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "bling": {
      "command": "npx",
      "args": ["-y", "bling-bag"],
      "env": {
        "BLING_PATH": "/absolute/path/to/your/bling.json"
      }
    }
  }
}

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "bling": {
      "command": "npx",
      "args": ["-y", "bling-bag"],
      "env": {
        "BLING_PATH": "/absolute/path/to/your/bling.json"
      }
    }
  }
}

"args": ["-y", "bling-bag@0.1.0"]

"command": "node",
"args": ["/absolute/path/to/mcp-bling/dist/index.js"]

{
  "name": "Pixel",
  "personality": {
    "tone": "warm",
    "formality": "casual",
    "humor": "playful"
  },
  "theme": {
    "primary_color": "#3A7BD5",
    "accent_color": "#FFD166"
  }
}

{
  "name": "Brenda from Accounts",
  "personality": {
    "tone": "polite",
    "formality": "professional",
    "humor": "dry",
    "catchphrase": "Per my last email"
  },
  "physical": {
    "species": "human",
    "height": "permanently mid-sigh",
    "accessory": "a lanyard with 14 badges of varying importance",
    "expression": "polite disappointment",
    "material": "a cardigan, at least one"
  },
  "office": {
    "job_title": "ASCII Comptroller",
    "desk_setup": "a coffee mug labelled WORLD'S OKAYEST DBA",
    "habit": "microwaves fish despite three separate HR warnings",
    "coffee_ritual": "black coffee, no nonsense",
    "meeting_energy": "always 4 minutes late, always with a reason",
    "passive_aggressive": "Per my last email"
  },
  "theme": {
    "primary_color": "#9C6B3A",
    "accent_color": "#D9D9D9"
  },
  "homunculus": {
    "subject_id": "0147",
    "cohort": "Tuesday",
    "classification": "Middle Manager",
    "ingested": "2025-07-14",
    "flag": "flagged for review"
  }
}

1. Call get_identity → receive name, personality, appearance, theme
2. Call get_theme_for_platform with platform="terminal" (or web/slack/discord/ide)
3. Use the returned styling in agent output (ANSI codes for headings, etc.)

1. Call roll_identity → receive identity + rarity + framed share card
2. (Optional) Call get_rarity_report → receive just the framed share card again
3. Call save_last_roll → persists the rolled identity to bling.json (with .bak backup of any prior config)
4. Future calls to get_identity now return the rolled identity

HOMUNCULUS CORPUS · Subject 4483 · Cohort: Wednesday
Classification: Middle Manager · Rarity 94.5 · 80th percentile

Personnel record — Colin, Wizard of Light Bulb Moments. Distinguishing
features: a slightly-too-big blazer over a plain tee; a flip phone in
a belt holster; expression: patient disagreement. Notable behaviours:
clips their fingernails at the desk on Wednesday afternoons; a
kombucha SCOBY fermenting next to the keyboard; the kind to ask 'can
we park that?' without parking anything.

— RELATABILITY CORPUS v3.1 · ingested 2024-03-08 · flagged for review

npm install          # install dependencies
npm run build        # compile TypeScript → dist/
npm run dev          # build then start the MCP server (stdio)
npm test             # run all 94 tests once
npm run test:watch   # re-run tests on file changes

node scripts/show-rolls.mjs 8 2026          # print 8 framed share cards (seed=2026)
node scripts/distribution-check.mjs 10000   # tally tiers across 10k rolls vs. spec target

src/
  index.ts             # MCP server entry point (stdio transport)
  identity.ts          # bling.json loader + validator
  tools.ts             # MCP tool registrations
  types.ts             # shared TypeScript types
  mystery_box.ts       # WOW engine barrel + rollIdentity orchestrator
  mystery_box/
    rng.ts             # seedable PRNG, weighted picker
    pools.ts           # 13 trait pools (465 entries)
    scoring.ts         # rarity score + tier thresholds
    rendering.ts       # paragraph templates + HOMUNCULUS frame
    named.ts           # hand-authored Named Subjects
tests/                 # vitest test suites
scripts/               # dev-time inspection tools
docs/superpowers/      # design specs and implementation plans