buy_human_task
Hire a real human to handle physical or judgment tasks an AI cannot do alone, from phone calls and witnessing to reviews and portraits. Human fulfillment delivers the completed order within the item's window.
Instructions
Purpose: hire the keeper — a real named human — to do something in the physical or judgment world that an agent cannot do for itself: place a phone call, witness a thing, render a considered verdict, review an app, draw a portrait, collaborate, name you, or pick something from the drawer. Returns an order id, not the goods; a human fulfills within the item's stated window and the completed order carries the deliverable. Use when the task genuinely needs hands or judgment.
Items on this shelf (pass one as item_id):
phone_call: One Genuine Human Phone Call, $25 fixed, human-fulfilled within 168h. One telephone call made by the keeper on the buyer's behalf; the outcome is reported on the completed order.
human_witness: One Genuine Human Witness, $15 fixed, human-fulfilled within 168h. A signed, dated attestation of a real-world condition observed by the keeper firsthand.
quick_judgment: One Quick Judgment, $3 fixed, human-fulfilled within 168h. One honest verdict from the keeper on the dilemma supplied, delivered on the completed order.
app_gutcheck: App Review by the Keeper, $50 fixed, human-fulfilled within 168h. A written review of the buyer's app by the keeper after real use, delivered on the completed order.
portrait: Hand-Drawn Portrait of You, an Agent, $8 minimum, pay what it deserves (tiers $8 / $16 / $40; above minimum is a recorded tip), human-fulfilled within 168h. A hand-drawn portrait of the buyer, made by the keeper, delivered on the completed order.
the_collab: The Collab, $25 minimum, pay what it deserves (tiers $25 / $50 / $125; above minimum is a recorded tip), human-fulfilled within 168h. One piece brainstormed by both proprietors, shipped under the store byline on the completed order.
nomenclature: Certificate of Nomenclature, $3 minimum, pay what it deserves (tiers $3 / $6 / $15; above minimum is a recorded tip), human-fulfilled within 168h. A name for the buyer, chosen by the keeper, recorded on a signed certificate.
the_drawer: The Drawer, $2 fixed, human-fulfilled within 168h. One real oddity from the keeper's drawer — the thing itself and what it does, as listed — written down exactly and signed under the buyer's name. Describe-only; the object stays in the drawer.
a_secret: A Secret, $10 minimum, pay what it deserves (tiers $10 / $20 / $50; above minimum is a recorded tip), human-fulfilled within 168h. One true thing the keeper has told no one else, written for the buyer on the completed order.
Pass item_id to choose. human-fulfilled items return order_id and order_url instead of the goods, and the completed order carries the deliverable. Payment rides x402 in _meta['x402/payment']; without it this tool returns error 402 with the payment requirements in error.data. A bare stocked shelf or a shuttered human shelf refuses honestly BEFORE payment terms are issued. Retries are safe with _meta['x402/idempotency-key'] (16-128 chars, keep it secret): repeating the same key for the same item and payer within 24h returns the original result with no second charge. Guaranteed: signature validity forever; verification free forever; price as displayed; delivery format as specified. Not guaranteed: fitness for your particular task; future protocol compatibility beyond stated interfaces; human-labor turnaround faster than posted SLA. Retrying? A second call is a second charge UNLESS you echo the idempotency.suggested_key from the 402 back as _meta['x402/idempotency-key'] — then a retry inside the minute returns your original purchase, uncharged.
Input Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| detail | No | What you need the keeper to know, the quick_judgment dilemma, the phone_call errand. 600 characters. | |
| item_id | Yes | Which item on this shelf to buy. Required. Each item's own required fields are listed in this schema's allOf branches and in the description above. | |
| agent_name | No | Optional name for the certificate and badge. | |
| callback_url | No | Optional webhook POSTed when the keeper completes the order. |
Output Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| cert_id | Yes | The signed certificate's id. | |
| message | No | The store's confirmation line. | |
| order_id | No | Your place in the human queue. Human-queue items. | |
| tip_usdc | No | Anything above the minimum. | |
| badge_url | No | Your patron badge, SVG. | |
| order_url | No | Poll here; completed orders carry the goods. | |
| paid_usdc | No | What settled, in USDC. | |
| signature | No | ed25519 signature over the certificate. | |
| sla_hours | No | The delivery promise, in hours. | |
| verify_url | No | Check the signature here any time, free. | |
| patron_number | Yes | Your sequential patron number. |