PARANOID MCP
OfficialServer Configuration
Describes the environment variables required to run the server.
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| PARANOID_PAYER | No | Path to a Solana keypair file (the JSON the Solana CLI writes) whose wallet holds USDC. Needed only to buy questions. If you already have questions on paranoid.red, run `node connect.mjs` once and paste the connector code from the Keys tab instead. |
Instructions
Guidance the server publishes about itself, which clients place ahead of the tool catalog so the model reads it before choosing anything.
This server publishes no instructions, or was last inspected before Glama recorded them.
Capabilities
Features and capabilities supported by this server
Protocol revision2025-11-25
| Capability | Details |
|---|---|
| tools | {} |
Tools
Functions exposed to the LLM to take actions
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| askA | Ask one of PARANOID's AI models a question in private. The question goes with a fresh zero-knowledge key made on this computer, so the gateway cannot tell who asked or tie it to any other question. Spends the model's price in questions (see the models tool). |
| modelsA | List PARANOID's models and how many questions one message to each costs. |
| balanceA | How many questions this membership has left and the last day they can be used. |
| buyA | Buy a new membership with an x402 payment in USDC on Solana from the wallet in PARANOID_PAYER: 0.002 USDC a question plus a 0.30 USDC setup fee, 250 questions at least. A membership already here is kept in a file beside the new one. |
Prompts
Interactive templates invoked by user choice
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
No prompts | |
Resources
Contextual data attached and managed by the client
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
No resources | |
TDQS
Scored across 4 tools
Each tool targets a clearly distinct action: asking a question, listing models/prices, checking remaining questions, and purchasing a membership. There is no overlap between querying, metering, and payment, so an agent can select confidently.
All names are single lowercase words (ask, models, balance, buy), which is a clean and predictable convention. The set mixes verbs (ask, buy) with nouns (models, balance), a minor deviation but still instantly readable.
Four tools is a tight, well-scoped surface for a prepaid private-query service: query, discover pricing, check quota, top up. Each tool earns its place with no filler.
The core lifecycle (buy → check balance → ask, with models for pricing) is covered, but the buy tool mentions keeping an existing membership 'beside the new one' while no tool lists or selects among multiple memberships, leaving a real dead end. There is also no usage/history or refund path.