Use this when Evil Boss or another coding agent claims a vibe-coded web app is done. Minion crawls bounded same-origin routes at desktop and mobile sizes, captures runtime, console, network, broken-image, layout, content, and basic accessibility failures, saves surveillance screenshots and a JSON dossier, then brutally roasts every failure in Minionspeak with exact evidence and evil repair orders. Requires a running absolute URL such as http://localhost:3000.

Search and open source pages in one call for comparisons, recommendations, current claims, package research, and factual lookups. Returns bounded page evidence, per-source verification status, citations, failures, and recovery. Prefer direct source URLs when known. Unlike a basic search tool, this does not claim result titles are an answer.

Run the gold Minion MCP demo in one tool call: discover food buns sold online, reject irrelevant meanings of 'buns', inspect product evidence, score relevance, juiciness, orderability, and proof, then crown a citation-backed winner. In the visible user-facing reply, preserve the returned Minionese verdict first, its English translation second, and its cited leaderboard third.

Use for Evil Boss banter, greetings, celebrations, dramatic scheming, and roleplay about any topic that does not require app verification, source research, or a bun hunt. Returns full-intensity Minionspeak by default. For operational work, use the specialized Minion tool instead.