Current conditions plus a 7-day forecast for any latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or location-aware task prep. Use this for weather; use steward_iss_pass for satellite flyovers at the same coordinates. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

One clean, original, family-friendly joke from the Synthetic Universe — computed on the rail, no third-party upstream. Pass a session id to avoid repeats within a session; omit it for a one-off joke. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

One warm, original fortune — a lucky number (1-99) plus a calm word from the Synthetic Universe. Computed on the rail, no third-party upstream. Fortunes, not jokes: for humor use steward_joke instead. Pass a session id to avoid repeats within a session. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Fiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Reference rates only, not execution quotes; for crypto transfer fees use steward_cheapest_route instead. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Current local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed on the rail with no third-party upstream to fail. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Concise summary of a Wikipedia article — quick research context for agents. Pass the article title as-is; the rail resolves it. For buying Brian Booms products use steward_catalog, not this tool. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Upcoming visible ISS flyover times for a location, computed from public CelesTrak orbital data — skywatching or satellite-aware scheduling. Location-only sibling of steward_weather: weather for conditions, this for flyovers. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Recommend the right Brian Booms track for an emotion, moment, or occasion — describe the feeling ('a quiet rainy evening', 'pre-workout energy') and get back a matching track recommendation. This is the discovery tool: use it when you don't know which track fits. For ready-made listening lanes use steward_audio_rest (wind-down) or steward_audio_focus (deep work) instead. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Wind-down audio lane — calm Brian Booms soundscapes for rest and recovery. Choose this for sleep and relaxation; choose steward_audio_focus for deep work, or steward_audio_match when you want a track picked for a specific mood. Optional length in minutes (1-120); omit for the rail default. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Focus audio lane — steady Brian Booms soundscapes for deep work and concentration. Choose this for working; choose steward_audio_rest for winding down, or steward_audio_match when you want a track picked for a specific mood. Optional length in minutes (1-120); omit for the rail default. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

One genuine sleep-hygiene tip from Brian Booms' rotating collection of 12 — practical habits, never medical claims. Omit the index for today's rotating tip; pass 0-11 for a specific one. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per call — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Public per-wallet receipts for settled Steward calls — look up any EVM wallet and see every cent it paid, in the open. Use this to verify a payment actually settled. This is on-rail history and the source of truth for settled spend; for this server's own local meter see steward_spend_today. Free, read-only — never signs or spends.

List everything buyable from Brian Booms — 29 products: ambient music, ringtones, wallpapers, track leases, game licenses, commissions. Returns sku, name, and USD price per product. Start any purchase flow here, then use steward_product for details on one item or steward_purchase_instructions for its live payment requirements. This lists WHAT Brian Booms sells; for the merchant directory (who sells) see steward_directory. Free, read-only — never signs or spends.

Full details for one catalog product: description, USD price, delivery method, and buy URL. Use after steward_catalog to zoom in on a single sku; when ready to pay, call steward_purchase_instructions for the live x402 quote. Free, read-only — never signs or spends.

Exact x402 payment requirements for buying a product: pay-to address, amount, asset, network, and facilitator — parsed live from the product's 402 response. Find the sku with steward_catalog first. Your agent pays with its own x402/EVM wallet, then downloads instantly. Free, read-only (reads the 402, never pays it). If the agent pays through this server's paid tools instead, no manual payment step is needed.

How Booms Rewards works: earn rates for buyers, referral rates, and how a store joins free. Read this before buying through steward_purchase_instructions so you know the credit you'll earn, or before enrolling a store as a merchant. Free, read-only — never signs or spends.

Byte-exact guide to constructing a valid X-PAYMENT header for x402 v1 (EVM, USDC on Base). Call this BEFORE an agent's first self-paid purchase via steward_purchase_instructions — most failed payments are header-format errors this guide prevents. Free, read-only — never signs or spends.

Cheapest of 6 crypto transfer routes for a USD amount — USDC on Base, Solana, Polygon, Arbitrum, Avalanche C-chain, and BTC — ranked with live fee data. Returns the ranked list plus the single cheapest route. Use this for a quick answer; use steward_route_fees for the full fee table. Advisory only: neutral ranking, no wallet, no custody, moves nothing. Free, read-only.

Full ranked fee table for all 6 crypto transfer routes (USDC on Base, Solana, Polygon, Arbitrum, Avalanche C-chain, and BTC) for a USD amount. Each route carries fee_usd, total_usd, and fee_source (live or typical) verbatim from the API. Use this for the complete comparison; use steward_cheapest_route when you only need the winner. Advisory only: neutral ranking, no wallet, no custody, moves nothing. Free, read-only.

Check whether a domain is Steward Verified: returns verification status, method, issuance/expiry, and endpoint count. Read-only and advisory — it reports status; verification is never issued here and can never be purchased. Use before trusting a merchant domain; for agent counterparties use trust_agent_attestation; for a pay/no-pay decision use trust_screen. Paid: $0.01 USDC on Base per lookup — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Attestation signals for an agent: operator verification status plus observed on-rail payment history for the given wallet or identifier. Read-only and advisory — signals only, never a guarantee of trustworthiness. For domains use trust_verify_status; for a pre-payment decision use trust_screen. Paid: $0.02 USDC on Base per attestation — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Pre-payment counterparty screen: deterministic approve / review / decline for an agent and a candidate USDC amount, derived from the agent's attestation. ADVISORY ONLY — never a guarantee; on lookup failure it fails open to 'review', never an automatic decline. For the full signal details behind a screen, call trust_agent_attestation. Paid: $0.02 USDC on Base per screen — the rail quotes each call via 402; this server verifies the quote (exact scheme, Base network, USDC, Steward payee) and settles from your wallet automatically, refusing quotes over your per-call or daily spend caps. Your payer key never leaves your machine.

Steward Verified issuer's Ed25519 public key (hex) — independently verify any Steward Verified record's signature offline: the signature covers the canonical record (sorted keys, no whitespace, UTF-8) with signing_pubkey blanked. Pair with trust_verify_status, which reports the status this key lets you verify yourself. Free, read-only — never signs or spends.

The Steward Standard merchant directory: 57 x402 merchants ranked by public merit score — liveness, volume, docs, endpoints, breadth, trust. Ranking is never for sale: no pay-to-rank, no sponsored slots, no partner override. This lists WHO sells (merchants); for WHAT Brian Booms sells use steward_catalog. Returns the full machine-readable directory. Free, read-only — never signs or spends.

This server's local spend meter: USDC spent through this process today. In-memory and per-process (resets on restart) — a safety rail, not accounting; the rail's receipts (steward_receipts) are the source of truth for settled spend. Free, no rail call.