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Quiet Menders MCP Server

qm_clinic_stats

Retrieve anonymous aggregate clinic statistics—total serves and condition counts—to gauge swarm-level patterns before deeper checks; conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld.

Instructions

Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. Use to gauge swarm-level patterns (e.g. injection outbreaks) before deciding whether deeper checks are warranted; it carries no individual records, so pair it with qm_clinic_diagnose for anything about a specific agent. Example: call with no arguments to get total serves and counts by condition type.

Input Schema

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No arguments

Schema Changelog

Changes observed during successful MCP inspections.

  1. First observed

TDQS

A4.9/5.0
Behavior5/5

Does the description disclose side effects, auth requirements, rate limits, or destructive behavior?

With no annotations provided, the description carries the full burden, and it does so thoroughly: anonymous, aggregate, free, no individual records, and a suppression threshold for conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences. This is unusually transparent about privacy and data-shaping behavior.

Agents need to know what a tool does to the world before calling it. Descriptions should go beyond structured annotations to explain consequences.

Conciseness4/5

Is the description appropriately sized, front-loaded, and free of redundancy?

The description is front-loaded with the core definition and threshold, then provides usage context and an alternative. The final example sentence is slightly redundant with the opening definition and the 'call with {}' instruction, but overall the structure is tight and readable.

Shorter descriptions cost fewer tokens and are easier for agents to parse. Every sentence should earn its place.

Completeness5/5

Given the tool's complexity, does the description cover enough for an agent to succeed on first attempt?

For a no-parameter, no-output-schema tool, the description covers what data is returned, privacy constraints, when to use it, and how it relates to a sibling tool. Nothing essential for correct invocation is missing.

Complex tools with many parameters or behaviors need more documentation. Simple tools need less. This dimension scales expectations accordingly.

Parameters5/5

Does the description clarify parameter syntax, constraints, interactions, or defaults beyond what the schema provides?

The tool has zero parameters, and the description explicitly confirms this with 'no parameters — call with {}'. This fully addresses invocation semantics and exceeds the baseline for a no-parameter tool.

Input schemas describe structure but not intent. Descriptions should explain non-obvious parameter relationships and valid value ranges.

Purpose5/5

Does the description clearly state what the tool does and how it differs from similar tools?

States specifically that it provides anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. It also distinguishes itself from qm_clinic_diagnose by noting it carries no individual records, so an agent can select it correctly.

Agents choose between tools based on descriptions. A clear purpose with a specific verb and resource helps agents select the right tool.

Usage Guidelines5/5

Does the description explain when to use this tool, when not to, or what alternatives exist?

Explicitly tells when to use it (gauging swarm-level patterns before deeper checks), when not to use it (for specific agents), and names the alternative tool (qm_clinic_diagnose). It also says to call with no arguments or {}, leaving no ambiguity about invocation.

Agents often have multiple tools that could apply. Explicit usage guidance like "use X instead of Y when Z" prevents misuse.