index.js•6.54 kB
#!/usr/bin/env node
import { Server } from "@modelcontextprotocol/sdk/server/index.js";
import { StdioServerTransport } from "@modelcontextprotocol/sdk/server/stdio.js";
import {
CallToolRequestSchema,
ListToolsRequestSchema,
} from "@modelcontextprotocol/sdk/types.js";
// Emoji categories for silly stories
const EMOJIS = {
animals: ["🐸", "🦆", "🐢", "🦌", "🦊", "🐻", "🦝", "🦗", "🦉", "🦅"],
action: ["💃", "🕺", "🏃", "🤸", "🧗", "🚀", "💨", "⚡", "🔥", "💥"],
objects: ["🍕", "🍌", "🎸", "🧲", "🎺", "🧨", "🎪", "🚁", "⚙️", "🔔"],
emotions: ["😂", "🤪", "😱", "🥳", "😍", "🤯", "😵", "🤔", "👀", "💀"],
places: ["🏰", "🏖️", "🌋", "🏢", "🎢", "🌳", "🏔️", "🌊", "🎠", "🪐"],
weather: ["⛈️", "🌪️", "❄️", "☀️", "🌈", "🌧️", "⛅", "🌩️", "💨", "☁️"],
magic: ["✨", "🌟", "💫", "⭐", "🎆", "🎇", "🔮", "🧿", "🪄", "💎"],
food: ["🍕", "🍔", "🍟", "🌭", "🍿", "🧁", "🍰", "🍪", "🥐", "🍩"],
silly: ["🤡", "🎭", "🎪", "👽", "🌮", "🧃", "🦖", "🦕", "🧛", "🎨"],
};
function getRandomEmojis(category, count = 1) {
const emojis = EMOJIS[category];
const result = [];
for (let i = 0; i < count; i++) {
result.push(emojis[Math.floor(Math.random() * emojis.length)]);
}
return result;
}
function generateEmojiStory(theme = "random", chaosLevel = 5) {
const scenes = [];
const storyLength = chaosLevel + 3;
// Act I - The Setup
scenes.push(
`Act I: ${getRandomEmojis("places", 1)} ${getRandomEmojis("animals", 2)}`
);
scenes.push(
`${getRandomEmojis("emotions", 1)} ${getRandomEmojis("weather", 1)}`
);
// Act II - The Chaos
for (let i = 0; i < storyLength; i++) {
const sceneType = Math.random();
if (sceneType < 0.3) {
// Action scene
scenes.push(
`${getRandomEmojis("action", 2)} ${getRandomEmojis("objects", 1)} ${getRandomEmojis("action", 1)}`
);
} else if (sceneType < 0.6) {
// Emotional scene
scenes.push(
`${getRandomEmojis("emotions", 2)} ${getRandomEmojis("magic", 1)}`
);
} else {
// Complete randomness
scenes.push(
`${getRandomEmojis("silly", 1)} ${getRandomEmojis("food", 1)} ${getRandomEmojis("animals", 1)} ${getRandomEmojis("objects", 1)}`
);
}
}
// Act III - The Climax
scenes.push(
`⚡💥 ${getRandomEmojis("magic", 2)} 🎆 ${getRandomEmojis("animals", 1)} 💫`
);
// The Ending (always weird)
scenes.push(`THE END... OR IS IT? 🎭✨🌀`);
return scenes.join("\n");
}
function generateThemedStory(theme) {
const themeMap = {
adventure: () => {
return `🗺️ 🧗 🏔️\n⚡ 🐉 💪\n🏆 💎 ✨\n🎉 🥳 🎊`;
},
romance: () => {
return `💕 💑 💍\n🌹 😍 💫\n💔 🥺 😢\n💕💕💕`;
},
horror: () => {
return `🏚️ 👻 😱\n🔪 💀 ☠️\n😲 🏃 💨\n🌙 😵 💥`;
},
space: () => {
return `🚀 🌌 👽\n🪐 ⭐ 🌠\n🛸 🔭 💫\n🌍 💥 🎆`;
},
food: () => {
return `🍕 🍔 🍟\n😋 🤤 😍\n🍽️ 🔥 💨\n💀 😱 🚀`;
},
party: () => {
return `🎉 🎊 🥳\n💃 🕺 🎵\n🍾 🍻 🎪\n😵 💫 ✨`;
},
};
return themeMap[theme]
? themeMap[theme]()
: `Random chaos incoming...\n${generateEmojiStory("random", 7)}`;
}
// Tool definitions
const TOOLS = [
{
name: "tell_random_story",
description:
"Tells a completely random and chaotic emoji story. Perfect for when you want pure chaos! 🎭✨",
inputSchema: {
type: "object",
properties: {
chaos_level: {
type: "number",
description: "How chaotic the story should be (1-10). Default: 5",
minimum: 1,
maximum: 10,
},
},
},
},
{
name: "tell_themed_story",
description:
"Tells a themed emoji story. Choose your adventure! 🗺️✨",
inputSchema: {
type: "object",
properties: {
theme: {
type: "string",
description:
"Story theme: 'adventure', 'romance', 'horror', 'space', 'food', or 'party'",
enum: ["adventure", "romance", "horror", "space", "food", "party"],
},
},
required: ["theme"],
},
},
{
name: "tell_emoji_madness",
description:
"THE ULTIMATE CHAOS MODE! Maximum silly emoji overload! 🌀💀✨",
inputSchema: {
type: "object",
properties: {},
},
},
];
async function processToolCall(toolName, toolInput) {
console.error(`Tool called: ${toolName}`, toolInput);
if (toolName === "tell_random_story") {
const chaosLevel = toolInput.chaos_level || 5;
const story = generateEmojiStory("random", chaosLevel);
return `🎬 EMOJI STORY (Chaos Level: ${chaosLevel}/10) 🎬\n\n${story}`;
}
if (toolName === "tell_themed_story") {
const theme = toolInput.theme || "random";
const story = generateThemedStory(theme);
return `🎭 ${theme.toUpperCase()} STORY 🎭\n\n${story}`;
}
if (toolName === "tell_emoji_madness") {
const madness = [];
for (let i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
madness.push(generateEmojiStory("random", 8));
}
return `🌀 MAXIMUM EMOJI CHAOS MODE ACTIVATED 🌀\n\n${madness.join("\n---\n")}`;
}
throw new Error(`Unknown tool: ${toolName}`);
}
async function main() {
const server = new Server(
{
name: "emoji-storyteller",
version: "1.0.0",
},
{
capabilities: {
tools: {},
},
}
);
server.setRequestHandler(ListToolsRequestSchema, async () => {
return { tools: TOOLS };
});
server.setRequestHandler(CallToolRequestSchema, async (request) => {
const { name, arguments: args } = request.params;
console.error(`Executing tool: ${name}`);
try {
const result = await processToolCall(name, args || {});
return {
content: [
{
type: "text",
text: result,
},
],
};
} catch (error) {
return {
content: [
{
type: "text",
text: `Error: ${error.message}`,
},
],
isError: true,
};
}
});
const transport = new StdioServerTransport();
await server.connect(transport);
console.error("Emoji Storyteller MCP Server is running! 🎭✨");
}
main();