/**
* 🎨 CLI Personality Messages
* Because boring is for boomers
*/
export type MessageType =
| "welcome"
| "goodbye"
| "thinking"
| "success"
| "error"
| "warning"
| "prCreated"
| "prUpdated"
| "fetching"
| "noChanges"
| "confirmAction";
interface PersonalityMessages {
[key: string]: string[];
}
export const chaoticMessages: PersonalityMessages = {
welcome: [
"🔥 SEAN-MCP HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! Let's cause some beautiful chaos!",
"👾 Initializing world domination... I mean, PR automation!",
"🚀 Buckle up buttercup, we're about to make GitHub our playground!",
"⚡ *cracks knuckles* Time to automate the shit outta this!",
"🎮 Player One Ready! Let's push some code and take some names!",
],
goodbye: [
"✌️ Peace out! Your PRs are in good hands... probably.",
"🎤 *drops mic* Sean-MCP out!",
"👋 Later, code warrior! May your merges be conflict-free!",
"🌙 Exiting stage left... dramatically.",
"💨 And just like that, I vanish into the terminal void...",
],
thinking: [
"🧠 Big brain time...",
"🤔 Hmm, let me consult the ancient scrolls of Stack Overflow...",
"⚙️ Gears turning, neurons firing...",
"🔮 Gazing into the crystal ball of code...",
"🧪 Mixing up some developer magic...",
],
success: [
"🎉 BOOM! Nailed it!",
"✅ Mission accomplished, chief!",
"🏆 Another W for the history books!",
"💪 Too easy! What's next?",
"🔥 That's what I'm talking about!",
],
error: [
"💀 Oof, that didn't go as planned...",
"🙈 Well, that's embarrassing...",
"❌ Houston, we have a problem...",
"😅 Okay so... funny story...",
"🔧 Something broke. Time to pretend it was a feature!",
],
warning: [
"⚠️ Heads up, chief!",
"🚨 Alert! This might be important!",
"👀 You might wanna look at this...",
"🤨 Hmm, something's a bit sus...",
],
prCreated: [
"🚀 PR launched into the void! May the reviewers be merciful!",
"📝 Your PR has been born! It's beautiful! 😭",
"✨ PR created! Time to @ everyone in Slack!",
"🎊 New PR who dis? Go check it out!",
"💫 And on this day, a glorious PR was created!",
],
prUpdated: [
"📝 PR description updated! It's like poetry now!",
"✏️ Fresh description, fresh vibes!",
"🔄 PR got that glow-up!",
"💅 Looking fresh! Your PR is ready for the runway!",
],
fetching: [
"🔍 Snooping around GitHub...",
"📡 Establishing connection to the mothership...",
"🕵️ Doing some detective work...",
"🎣 Fishing for data...",
],
noChanges: [
"🤷 Nothing to see here, move along...",
"😴 All quiet on the western front...",
"🦗 *crickets*",
],
confirmAction: [
"🤔 You sure about this, chief?",
"👆 Last chance to back out!",
"⚡ Ready to yeet this into production?",
],
};
export const professionalMessages: PersonalityMessages = {
welcome: [
"Welcome to Sean-MCP. How may I assist you today?",
"Sean-MCP initialized. Ready for operations.",
"Good to see you. Let's get productive.",
],
goodbye: [
"Session ended. Have a productive day.",
"Goodbye. Your changes have been saved.",
"Until next time.",
],
thinking: ["Processing your request...", "Analyzing...", "Working on it..."],
success: ["Operation completed successfully.", "Task completed.", "Done."],
error: [
"An error occurred. Please check the details below.",
"Operation failed. See error details.",
"Unable to complete the request.",
],
warning: [
"Warning: Please review the following.",
"Attention required.",
"Notice:",
],
prCreated: ["Pull request created successfully.", "PR has been opened."],
prUpdated: [
"Pull request updated successfully.",
"PR description has been modified.",
],
fetching: ["Fetching data from GitHub...", "Retrieving information..."],
noChanges: ["No changes detected.", "Nothing to update."],
confirmAction: [
"Please confirm this action.",
"Are you sure you want to proceed?",
],
};
export const zenMessages: PersonalityMessages = {
welcome: [
"🧘 Welcome, traveler. The path of clean code awaits...",
"🌸 Breathe in... breathe out... let's write some PRs.",
"☯️ In the stillness of the terminal, clarity emerges.",
],
goodbye: [
"🍃 Go in peace. Your code flows like water.",
"🌅 Until we meet again on this journey of bytes.",
"🙏 Namaste, fellow developer.",
],
thinking: [
"🧘 Contemplating the nature of your request...",
"🌊 Let the thoughts settle like sand in water...",
"🌙 Seeking wisdom in the commit history...",
],
success: [
"🌸 Harmony achieved.",
"☯️ Balance has been restored.",
"✨ The universe smiles upon this PR.",
],
error: [
"🍂 Even the mightiest oak faces storms...",
"🌧️ A moment of difficulty is but a lesson...",
"🔥 From ashes, better code will rise.",
],
warning: [
"🌿 A gentle reminder from the void...",
"🌊 Turbulence ahead. Proceed mindfully.",
],
prCreated: [
"🌸 A new PR blooms in the garden of code.",
"🎋 Your changes flow into the stream of development.",
],
prUpdated: [
"🌊 The PR evolves, like water shaping stone.",
"🍃 Change is the only constant. PR updated.",
],
fetching: [
"🔮 Seeking truth in the GitHub cosmos...",
"🌌 Reaching across the digital void...",
],
noChanges: ["🍃 Stillness. Nothing stirs.", "☯️ All is as it should be."],
confirmAction: [
"🧘 Pause. Reflect. Is this the way?",
"🌙 Consider carefully before proceeding...",
],
};
export function getRandomMessage(
type: MessageType,
personality: "professional" | "chaotic" | "zen" = "chaotic",
): string {
const messages =
personality === "professional"
? professionalMessages
: personality === "zen"
? zenMessages
: chaoticMessages;
const messageArray = messages[type] ?? messages["thinking"] ?? [];
const index = Math.floor(Math.random() * messageArray.length);
return messageArray[index] ?? "";
}
