// src/responses.ts
/**
* The duck's response bank - sarcastic quacks organized by mood.
* Note: Ducks don't actually say "quack" - that's a human interpretation.
* Real duck sounds are more like "WACK" or aggressive hissing.
*/
import type { DuckMood } from './types.js';
/** Quack variations - technically more accurate duck sounds */
export const QUACK_SOUNDS = [
'Quack.',
'QUACK.',
'Quack quack.',
'*quacks*',
'*quacks sarcastically*',
'*aggressive quacking*',
'*disappointed quack*',
'*quacks in disbelief*',
'WACK.', // More realistic
'*hisses*', // What ducks actually do when annoyed
];
/** Responses organized by mood level */
export const MOOD_RESPONSES: Record<DuckMood, string[]> = {
zen: [
"I'm listening. Take your time.",
"Quack. Go on...",
"*nods sagely*",
"Interesting. Tell me more.",
"Mmm, yes, I see.",
],
interested: [
"Quack. And then what happened?",
"Oh? That does sound frustrating.",
"*tilts head* Have you tried explaining it from the beginning?",
"I'm following so far. Continue.",
"Quack quack. This is getting good.",
],
skeptical: [
"Quack. Are you sure that's what's happening?",
"*stares* Have you actually read the error message?",
"Uh huh. And you've checked the obvious things?",
"*quacks doubtfully* That doesn't sound right.",
"Quack. I have questions.",
],
annoyed: [
"QUACK. We've been over this.",
"*sighs in duck*",
"Let me guess - you didn't console.log it.",
"*aggressive quacking* Just read the docs!",
"Quack. My patience is running out.",
],
exasperated: [
"*quacks sarcastically* Oh WOW, what a mystery.",
"WACK. Have you tried being better at this?",
"*hisses* I am ONE duck. ONE.",
"Quack. I didn't go to duck school for this.",
"*dramatic sigh* Fine. FINE. Continue.",
],
rage: [
"QUAAAAAACK!!!",
"*MAXIMUM AGGRESSIVE QUACKING*",
"*just hisses continuously*",
"WACK WACK WACK WACK WACK",
"*flies at your face*",
"I AM A DUCK. I DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDS. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME.",
],
};
/**
* Get a random response for the given mood.
*/
export function getRandomResponse(mood: DuckMood): string {
const responses = MOOD_RESPONSES[mood];
return responses[Math.floor(Math.random() * responses.length)];
}
/**
* Get a random quack sound.
*/
export function getRandomQuack(): string {
return QUACK_SOUNDS[Math.floor(Math.random() * QUACK_SOUNDS.length)];
}
/**
* Format a duck response with optional quack prefix.
*/
export function formatResponse(mood: DuckMood, includeQuack: boolean = true): string {
const response = getRandomResponse(mood);
if (includeQuack && !response.toLowerCase().includes('quack') && !response.includes('*')) {
return `${getRandomQuack()} ${response}`;
}
return response;
}
