Triage of diagnostics the user runs themselves. Paste any of: pg_stat_user_tables (vacuum/bloat triage, graded A–F with ready-to-run fixes), pg_settings / SHOW GLOBAL VARIABLES / conf files (configuration review against DBRE sizing rules — pass ram_gb, cpu_cores, workload), SHOW ENGINE INNODB STATUS (deadlock analysis, purge lag, buffer-pool misses, long-running transactions), or a pg_stat_statements excerpt (workload triage: dominant queries, N+1 signatures, slow-per-call outliers). Use when the user asks 'is my database healthy', mentions bloat/autovacuum/wraparound/deadlocks, or wants their config or workload reviewed. Called with nothing parseable, it returns the exact queries to run. Input is analyzed in memory and never stored.