local-jokes.json•3.07 kB
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{"id":"local-en-programming-01","lang":"en","category":"programming","text":"Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs."},
{"id":"local-en-programming-02","lang":"en","category":"programming","text":"I told my computer I needed a break, and it said it would go to sleep on it."},
{"id":"local-en-programming-03","lang":"en","category":"programming","text":"A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'"},
{"id":"local-en-programming-04","lang":"en","category":"programming","text":"Git jokes are hard because you have to keep your audience in the right branch."},
{"id":"local-en-programming-05","lang":"en","category":"programming","text":"Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because they didn't Node how to Express themselves."},
{"id":"local-en-programming-06","lang":"en","category":"programming","text":"CSS developers never get mad; they just keep it in :root."},
{"id":"local-en-general-01","lang":"en","category":"general","text":"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."},
{"id":"local-en-general-02","lang":"en","category":"general","text":"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."},
{"id":"local-en-general-03","lang":"en","category":"general","text":"I would tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it."},
{"id":"local-en-general-04","lang":"en","category":"general","text":"I used to be a banker but I lost interest."},
{"id":"local-en-pun-01","lang":"en","category":"pun","text":"I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"},
{"id":"local-en-pun-02","lang":"en","category":"pun","text":"I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Lucky for me it was a soft drink."},
{"id":"local-zh-programming-01","lang":"zh","category":"programming","text":"为什么程序员喜欢吃火锅？因为可以不断重载锅底。"},
{"id":"local-zh-programming-02","lang":"zh","category":"programming","text":"程序员最怕什么动物？嵌套熊，因为它总是递归地抱住你。"},
{"id":"local-zh-programming-03","lang":"zh","category":"programming","text":"调试的时候发现 bug 不见了？别高兴太早，它只是被你注释了。"},
{"id":"local-zh-general-01","lang":"zh","category":"general","text":"为什么书店老板总是很平静？因为他每天都在翻篇。"},
{"id":"local-zh-general-02","lang":"zh","category":"general","text":"昨天我去看医生，他说我过度紧张。我说：'医生，别开玩笑了，这可是严重的问题。'"},
{"id":"local-zh-pun-01","lang":"zh","category":"pun","text":"我最近学会了拆字，真的非同小可——因为'不可'被我拆成了'口可'。"},
{"id":"local-zh-pun-02","lang":"zh","category":"pun","text":"老板问我有没有时间表，我说有，不过上面全是午休。"},
{"id":"local-zh-general-03","lang":"zh","category":"general","text":"我朋友说他很会做决定，我让他选个笑话，他说等我考虑一下。"}
]