Where's the crowd? Most crowded longs & shorts by funding — Scans the whole perpetual market and ranks the most crowded longs and shorts by funding, so an agent finds squeeze / mean-reversion setups in one call. Extreme positive funding = crowded long (long-squeeze risk on a dip); extreme negative = crowded short (short-squeeze fuel on a pump). Returns the market tilt plus the top coins at each edge, OI-weighted over a liquidity floor. CoinGecko, no key. A setup radar, not an entry signal. Not financial advice. Priced $0.05 per call over x402 on Base; send a prepaid x-credit-token header for unlimited calls, or get 1 free call/day per tool. No wallet or API key required.