Roast a startup pitch (five judges, one verdict, one change)
roast_pitchPaste a startup pitch (one to five sentences). Five fictional judges (Seed VC, Skeptical Customer, CTO, Your Competitor, Growth Lead) score it 1-10 with a short roast line each, then it returns a verdict (FUND IT / SHARPEN IT / REWRITE IT / ROASTED / BURNT TO A CRISP), the one change worth the most points, detected issues and strengths, and a share URL with an OG image. Deterministic, transparent rubric (specific customer, pain, numbers, traction, wedge, distribution, buzzwords, 'X for Y', blockchain), not an AI opinion. For fun and practice, not investment advice.
Input Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| pitch | Yes | The pitch, one to five sentences. | |
| stage | No | Optional stage. Later stages are judged harder on traction. | |
| category | No | Optional category. 'crypto' softens the blockchain penalty. |