One-call health report of the Parallax network, combining the status page (status.parallaxprotocol.org) with the configured node. From the status page: the best block and seconds since it was found, reporting nodes (total, active, synced), active alerts with level (critical, warn, info) and details (types: split = verified nodes on different chains; stall = no block for 2 hours; reorg = a reorganization 3+ blocks deep; majority = one miner found most of the last 7 days' blocks; propagation / slow-miner = blocks slow to reach nodes; release = nodes behind the latest client release), ongoing incidents, mining decentralization (grade healthy/fair/concentrated/critical, the fewest miners holding a majority, top miner), the recommended confirmations to wait (blocks for 99/99.9/99.99% confidence against the largest miner, null when a majority makes no number safe), mempool pressure (pending transactions as a share of a block), stale blocks and reorgs, propagation medians, client versions and verified nodes' uptime. From the node: its head, seconds since that block, sync status and peer count, and how far it is from the status page's best block; with the admin namespace also its uptime and address book. "issues" lists what needs attention in one place. If either source is unreachable the other's data is still returned with the failure in "errors". The status page covers the nodes that report to it (run with --prlstats), not every node on the network; unverified nodes' rows are self-reported.