'tape'   one cached reserve market read — pool slot0 price, the WETH/USDG
         cross, supply, holders, recent swaps off Blockscout. NOT advice
         and NOT a measurement; money never moves a meter number.
'pools'  every pool: what it HOLDS (balanceOf), what TRADES through it
         (Swap events), the fees, a daily series. `limit` caps the days.
         The APR is trailing arithmetic, never a forecast.
'holders' who OWNS the token: wallet count, buckets, top1/10/50 over
         real wallets. Pools, the operator's disclosed wallets, burned
         supply and contracts are excluded and itemised.
'ticker' (default) the event stream glossed to one-liners plus a ready
         marquee string. Agents read the items, marquees read the string.
'pulse'  the typed public event stream, day-sharded: buys, on-chain mints,
         new vows, adoptions, the daily crier read. `kind` filters to one
         event type. Unsigned infra events, NOT measurements.