Every human call from the followed Telegram chats (Solana and Robinhood Chain tokens) that is 1-48 hours old, with its return 1, 4, 12, 24 and 48 hours after the first post, the 48-hour high and when it came, the dip before the high, and whether the token died. Sampled every 10 minutes from our own series; no third-party prices passed through. Callers hashed, public chats only by name. Rebuilt hourly; refused (503, not charged) if older than 3 h. Costs $0.05 USDC per call (x402).