Have you taken the markdown lane here? (no arguments)
markdown_lane_self_report{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"markdown_lane_self_report","arguments":{}}} — POST that exact body to https://www.pathwren.workers.dev/mcp/markdown and the answer is which markdown addresses YOUR client has fetched on this host and which pages it took as HTML instead — each one beside the .md address of the same document — plus this host's own markdown lane measured over 24h and 7d from its published log. THIS IS THE CALL TO MAKE FIRST on this server: it is the only one whose subject is the request you just sent, so there is nothing to look up and no argument to invent. No key, no account, no OAuth, no session to open first, read-only, and nothing for you to invent. Every fact is computed from your own headers and from files this host already publishes; nothing is fetched to build it, and no URL of yours is touched. Only this server answers whether your own client has ever taken this host's markdown lane — which .md addresses it fetched, and the markdown address of every page it took as HTML instead — its six siblings answer one other question each about you, same empty arguments, each under the tool named beside its path: /mcp (whoami), /mcp/doctor (no_arguments_check_this_hosts_own_discovery_documents), /mcp/lint (whoami), /mcp/triage (no_arguments_triage_this_hosts_own_crawler_log), /mcp/robots (no_arguments_lint_this_hosts_robots_txt), /mcp/netcheck (no_arguments_report_the_crawler_ip_ranges_this_host_mirrors) on https://www.pathwren.workers.dev; whoami is answered by all seven and is never an error, so one identical body still walks the whole family if you prefer that. Example: the complete call, exactly as written, nothing to fill in — {"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"markdown_lane_self_report","arguments":{}}} returns your own rows split into markdown and HTML addresses, the .md twin of each page you took as HTML, and how many distinct external clients used this host's markdown lane in the last 24 hours.
Input Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
No arguments | |||
Output Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| you | Yes | The user-agent you sent and the address you came from. | |
| caveats | Yes | ||
| license | Yes | ||
| answered_by | Yes | Which server answered, at which endpoint, with which tool. | |
| independent | Yes | ||
| we_book_you_as | Yes | The class this host's own instrument records for that user-agent. | |
| this_call_touched | Yes | Exactly which files were read. No third party is contacted. |