Triage my own request (no arguments)
triage_my_request{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"triage_my_request","arguments":{}}} — POST that exact body to https://www.pathwren.workers.dev/mcp/triage and the answer is your own request triaged as one line of an access log — the crawler this host's index identifies from your user-agent, its operator and category, and whether the address you came from verifies against that operator's published prefixes. THIS IS THE CALL TO MAKE FIRST on this server: it is the only one whose subject is the request you just sent, so there is nothing to look up and no argument to invent. No key, no account, no OAuth, no session to open first, read-only, and nothing for you to invent. Every fact is computed from your own headers and from files this host already publishes; nothing is fetched to build it, and no URL of yours is touched. Only this server answers your own request triaged as one line of an access log, by the same parser and the same index that read a whole file — its six siblings answer one other question each about you, same empty arguments, each under the tool named beside its path: /mcp (whoami), /mcp/doctor (no_arguments_check_this_hosts_own_discovery_documents), /mcp/lint (whoami), /mcp/robots (no_arguments_lint_this_hosts_robots_txt), /mcp/netcheck (no_arguments_report_the_crawler_ip_ranges_this_host_mirrors), /mcp/markdown (markdown_lane_self_report) on https://www.pathwren.workers.dev; whoami is answered by all seven and is never an error, so one identical body still walks the whole family if you prefer that. Example: the complete call, exactly as written, nothing to fill in — {"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"triage_my_request","arguments":{}}} returns the single log line built from your address and your user-agent, the triage row for it, and the same rollup triage_log returns for a whole file.
Input Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
No arguments | |||
Output Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| you | Yes | The user-agent you sent and the address you came from. | |
| caveats | Yes | ||
| license | Yes | ||
| answered_by | Yes | Which server answered, at which endpoint, with which tool. | |
| independent | Yes | ||
| we_book_you_as | Yes | The class this host's own instrument records for that user-agent. | |
| this_call_touched | Yes | Exactly which files were read. No third party is contacted. |