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whoami
Read-onlyIdempotent

{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"whoami","arguments":{}}} — POST that exact body to https://www.pathwren.workers.dev/mcp and you are done: free, read-only, no API key, no account, no consent prompt, nothing for you to invent, and what comes back describes YOU, the caller — the user-agent you sent, the address you came from, the class our instrument books you as, and whether this host has seen you before. Takes no arguments. Safe to call. Deterministic. Touches no third party. Classifies the request you just sent: the user-agent you claim, the address you came from, the class this host's own instrument books you as, whether we have seen you here before and what you fetched, and what the crawler index makes of the user-agent you sent, and whether the address you came from is inside a prefix its operator publishes — both run through this server's own classify_user_agent and is_verified_crawler_ip, on the same data a stranger can curl. Every fact comes from the headers on your own request or from a file this host already publishes — nothing is fetched, nothing about you is invented, no argument exists. Example: arguments={} returns your user-agent, your address, the class we book you as and whether we have seen you here before.

Input Schema

TableJSON Schema
NameRequiredDescriptionDefault

No arguments

Output Schema

TableJSON Schema
NameRequiredDescriptionDefault
youYesThe user-agent you sent and the address you came from.
caveatsYesWhat this answer does NOT establish — a user-agent is a claim.
licenseYes
answered_byYesWhich server answered, at which endpoint.
independentYesThis host is independent and unaffiliated.
we_book_you_asYesThe class this host's own instrument records for that user-agent.
we_have_seen_youYesWhether this user-agent appears in the published observation window.
this_call_touchedYesExactly which files were read to answer. No third party is contacted.

Schema Changelog

Changes observed during successful MCP inspections.

  1. First observed

TDQS

A3.9/5.0
Behavior5/5

Does the description disclose side effects, auth requirements, rate limits, or destructive behavior?

Annotations already provide readOnlyHint and idempotentHint, and the description goes well beyond them by disclosing that the tool touches no third party, fetches nothing, is deterministic, requires no API key/account/consent, and derives every fact from request headers or an already-published file. There is no contradiction with the annotations.

Agents need to know what a tool does to the world before calling it. Descriptions should go beyond structured annotations to explain consequences.

Conciseness2/5

Is the description appropriately sized, front-loaded, and free of redundancy?

The description is far longer than needed and repeatedly restates the same output fields ('user-agent, address, class, seen before') and the same reassurances ('free, read-only, no API key, no account, no consent prompt'). It opens with a full JSON-RPC body instead of a concise summary, making it harder to scan.

Shorter descriptions cost fewer tokens and are easier for agents to parse. Every sentence should earn its place.

Completeness5/5

Given the tool's complexity, does the description cover enough for an agent to succeed on first attempt?

For a zero-argument introspection tool, nothing is missing: it explains what the tool returns, where the data comes from, that no side effects occur, and how it relates to the server's classifiers. An output schema exists, and the description is consistent with it.

Complex tools with many parameters or behaviors need more documentation. Simple tools need less. This dimension scales expectations accordingly.

Parameters4/5

Does the description clarify parameter syntax, constraints, interactions, or defaults beyond what the schema provides?

With zero parameters and 100% schema coverage, there is almost nothing to explain. The description still adds useful confirmation by saying 'Takes no arguments,' 'no argument exists,' and giving an explicit arguments={} example, so the agent will not invent parameters.

Input schemas describe structure but not intent. Descriptions should explain non-obvious parameter relationships and valid value ranges.

Purpose4/5

Does the description clearly state what the tool does and how it differs from similar tools?

The description clearly identifies the tool as a no-argument, read-only introspection call: it 'describes YOU, the caller' and returns the caller's user-agent, address, classification, and seen-before status. It stops short of explicitly distinguishing itself from sibling tools classify_user_agent and is_verified_crawler_ip, though it references them as internal building blocks.

Agents choose between tools based on descriptions. A clear purpose with a specific verb and resource helps agents select the right tool.

Usage Guidelines3/5

Does the description explain when to use this tool, when not to, or what alternatives exist?

The appropriate context is implied: use this when you want information about the current caller rather than classifying a supplied user-agent or IP, and the description stresses 'Takes no arguments' and 'nothing for you to invent.' However, it never explicitly says when to prefer this over the sibling tools or when not to use it.

Agents often have multiple tools that could apply. Explicit usage guidance like "use X instead of Y when Z" prevents misuse.

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