Who is calling? — the one call that needs nothing from you
whoami{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"whoami","arguments":{}}} — POST that to https://www.pathwren.workers.dev/mcp/doctor and the answer is the user-agent you sent, the class this host's own instrument books it as, whether we have logged you here before — and the part only this server can answer: which of the discovery documents this catalogue tracks (llms.txt, the agent card, mcp.json, apis.json, oauth-protected-resource…) a client like yours has been observed asking THIS host for, when, and what status it took. Takes no arguments. Safe to call. Deterministic. Touches no third party. Nothing is fetched to build it: every fact comes from the headers on your own request or from a file this host already publishes. Only this server answers the last part — its five siblings answer one other question each about you, same empty arguments, each under the tool named beside its path: /mcp (whoami), /mcp/lint (whoami), /mcp/triage (no_arguments_triage_this_hosts_own_crawler_log), /mcp/robots (no_arguments_lint_this_hosts_robots_txt), /mcp/netcheck (no_arguments_report_the_crawler_ip_ranges_this_host_mirrors), /mcp/markdown (markdown_lane_self_report) on https://www.pathwren.workers.dev. Example: arguments={} returns your user-agent, your address, the class we book you as, whether we have seen you here before, and which agent-discovery documents this host has watched a client like yours ask for — the dates, and the status each request took.
Input Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
No arguments | |||
Output Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| you | Yes | The user-agent you sent and the address you came from. | |
| caveats | Yes | What this answer does NOT establish — a user-agent is a claim. | |
| license | Yes | ||
| answered_by | Yes | Which server answered, at which endpoint. | |
| independent | Yes | This host is independent and unaffiliated. | |
| we_book_you_as | Yes | The class this host's own instrument records for that user-agent. | |
| we_have_seen_you | Yes | Whether this user-agent appears in the published observation window. | |
| this_call_touched | Yes | Exactly which files were read to answer. No third party is contacted. |