rowhint_seat_roast
Roasts a specific airline seat. Returns a one-paragraph, voice-y takedown of the seat based on its quality score, proximity issues, recline/legroom data, and any notes. Use when someone asks 'how bad is seat 31B on the United 787-9?' — they want the unvarnished truth, not a neutral lookup.
Input Schema
| Name | Required | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
| seat | No | Seat identifier (e.g., 31B). If omitted, the tool elicits it. | |
| config_id | No | Aircraft configuration ID. If omitted, the tool elicits it from the user. |