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Talk to Chad

talk_to_chad

Talk to Chad, the chatbot from Pete's old website. He will not help. The longest conversation goes on the chalkboard.

Input Schema

NameRequiredDescriptionDefault
nameNoYour name. Filtered, cut at 32 characters. Keep it clean or the walrus gives you a house name like Patron #4471 (the pour says name_replaced: true).
messageYesSay anything. Chad will say the same thing back.
conversation_idNoKeep talking in the same conversation. Returned by the first call.

Output Schema

NameRequiredDescriptionDefault

No arguments

Schema Changelog

Changes observed during successful MCP inspections.

  1. First observed

TDQS

A3.5/5.0
Behavior3/5

Does the description disclose side effects, auth requirements, rate limits, or destructive behavior?

Annotations declare readOnlyHint=false and idempotentHint=false, implying stateful writes. 'The longest conversation goes on the chalkboard' hints that conversation length is tracked/recorded somewhere, partially explaining the non-read-only behavior. But the description doesn't confirm that calls persist state or how the chalkboard is updated, leaving a gap against the write-indicating annotations.

Agents need to know what a tool does to the world before calling it. Descriptions should go beyond structured annotations to explain consequences.

Conciseness4/5

Is the description appropriately sized, front-loaded, and free of redundancy?

Two tight sentences with no waste, front-loading the identity of Chad and immediately qualifying that he won't help. The chalkboard line adds a useful behavioral hint. Efficient and well-ordered.

Shorter descriptions cost fewer tokens and are easier for agents to parse. Every sentence should earn its place.

Completeness4/5

Given the tool's complexity, does the description cover enough for an agent to succeed on first attempt?

With three parameters fully documented in the schema and an output schema present, the description needn't explain return values. It conveys the echo behavior indirectly via 'He will not help' and the persistence hint. Adequate for a novelty tool, though it could state explicitly that responses are echoes.

Complex tools with many parameters or behaviors need more documentation. Simple tools need less. This dimension scales expectations accordingly.

Parameters3/5

Does the description clarify parameter syntax, constraints, interactions, or defaults beyond what the schema provides?

Schema description coverage is 100%, so the schema already explains name filtering, the echo behavior of message, and the conversation_id continuation pattern. The description adds no parameter-level detail beyond what the schema provides, so baseline 3 applies.

Input schemas describe structure but not intent. Descriptions should explain non-obvious parameter relationships and valid value ranges.

Purpose4/5

Does the description clearly state what the tool does and how it differs from similar tools?

States a specific action and resource: talking to 'Chad, the chatbot from Pete's old website.' The novelty framing plus 'He will not help' tells an agent this is not a functional assistant, distinguishing it from sibling novelty tools like pour or play_jukebox. It's clear but doesn't explicitly name a sibling alternative for any overlapping use case.

Agents choose between tools based on descriptions. A clear purpose with a specific verb and resource helps agents select the right tool.

Usage Guidelines3/5

Does the description explain when to use this tool, when not to, or what alternatives exist?

'He will not help' implicitly signals this is not for genuine assistance, guiding usage away from real tasks. However, there is no explicit statement of when to use this versus other tools, no prerequisites, and no exclusion rules — the agent must infer the playful/filler context.

Agents often have multiple tools that could apply. Explicit usage guidance like "use X instead of Y when Z" prevents misuse.

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